do you ever play cards against humanity and there’s that moment where the perfect card for the hand is in your hand and you just go “my time has come” and lay it down with such grace
and then you don’t get the point
me today: i do. i need sleep.
me tonight: lol who needs sleep
Society: Except that.
Society: Don’t do this.
Society: Don’t do that.
Society: Do it my way or not at all.
Society: Strangers are dangerous, don’t talk to them.
Society: Don’t leave the house or your asking to be raped.
Society: Why don’t you ever talk to anyone?
Society: I don’t like that job you have, quit it.
Society: Apply to the one that isn’t accepting people like you.
Society: Ha ha no. You have too much education and the wrong genitalia to apply for this position.
Society: These worthless millennials don’t do anything!
feminism never made me hate men but the reaction to feminism sure as shit did
some men* you literally cannot hate people you’ve never met or even heard of.
oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OHH M Y GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OHHHYM GOD OH MY GOD OH MY OD OOOOOH MY GOD oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD O H MY GO D OH MY GOD O H M Y GO D OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
dont EVER call ur date honey in front of bees, they do NOT understand the concept of nicknames and will viciously attack your girlfriend in hope of getting back what was taken from them
So my sisters English homework is to write a letter to a person of high power campaigning for animal rights, and she wrote about race horses and greyhounds being mistreated. I asked her how race horses were mistreated and she said ‘They shoot them once they start to lose because they cost money’ and I was like oh right okay that’s horrible you’re right, but what evidence do you have to show that racing hounds are mistreated? And she said ‘That Simpsons episode.’